PracticePeople In PracticeTaking Stock – Inspect-a-gadget.

Taking Stock - Inspect-a-gadget.

You’re a big shot in the world of accountancy, your profit share gives you a fairly hefty wad by the end of the year and you can buy anything you want. All that’s left for you to buy are the things your ever resourceful imagination can’t think of. Enter a silver or gold mouse for your desk top. These little gifts are made from sterling silver or 18 carat gold and will set you back #375 or #234 respectively. Of course this all seems extravagantly opulent.

As alluring as they sound these gifts will make you about as attractive as Jimmy Saville. All you’ll need to go with them is a gold lame shell suit. If you were to lose judgement enough to buy one go to www.iwantoneofthose.com where they’ll be happy to take your money.

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