In the beginning …

In the beginning ...

User God logged on at 12:01:00AM, Sunday, March 1

c:/>Let there be light!

Unknown command. Try again

c:/>Create light

Done

c:/>Run heaven and earth

And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors

Logged off 12:02:00 AM

Logon 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2

c:/>Create firmament

Done

c:/>Run firmament

0 errors

Logged off 12:02:00 AM Logon at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3

c:/>Let the waters under heaven be gathered tog-

Too many characters in specification string. Try again

c:/>Create dry_land

Done

c:/>Run vegetation

0 errors

Logged off 12:02:00 AM Logon at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4

c:/>Create sun_moon_stars

Done

c:/>Run sun_moon_stars

0 errors

Logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Logon at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5

c:/>Create fish

Done

c:/>Create fowl

Done

c:/>Run fish, fowl

0 errors

Logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Logon at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6

c:/>Create cattle

Done

c:/>Create creepy_things

Done

c:/>Create man

Done

c:/>Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 6 errors

c:/>Insert breath

Done

c:/>Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 5 errors

c:/>Move man to Garden of Eden

File Garden of Eden does not exist

c:/>Create Garden.edn

Done

c:/>Move man: Garden.edn

Done

c:/>Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 4 errors

c:/>Copy man:woman

Done

c:/>Run multiplication

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors

c:/>Create freewill

Done

c:/>Run freewill

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors

c:/>Create tree.knowledge

c:/>Create good, evil

Done

c:/>Activate evil

Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn 1 errors

c:/>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

Search failed

c:/> Delete shame

Shame cannot be deleted if freewill active

c:/> Delete freewill

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be deleted

c:/>Stop

Unknown command

ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN IN FIVE MINUTES FOR DAY OF REST

PLEASE LOG OFF

Logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

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