CONFIRMED - Accountants are sexy beasts
Accountants are among the most interesting workers in the bedroom, apparently
Accountants are among the most interesting workers in the bedroom, apparently
TS loves facts, especially facts that are unquantifiable and are thus impossible to prove.
For instance, take this gem from IllicitEncounters.com, a dating site for married people.
According to the adulterous website, accountants are the most exciting workers to go on dates with. Not because number crunching is a big turn on, but because their ‘boring’ jobs makes them more interesting in the bedroom, apparently.
A spokesperson for the site goes on to suggest that working in the profession leads to a build-up of ‘tension’ that results in book-keepers living out their wild ‘fantasies’ between the sheets.
IllicitEncounters.com member Sheena from Glasgow said: “I find that more intellectual men want a rest from constantly being ‘on’ and are much more interested having some fun and switching off.”
TS does not have Sheena’s contact details.
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