Simon Cowell, let’s ’ave ya!

Slowly, but surely, TS is spreading its tendrils of influence outside of the profession. We’ve already seen fans emerge in the European Commission and our next target is the music industry.

Shortly after our flagging of the accountancy music charts at, six more songs have found their way onto the list.

Never mind that four of them are remixes of the KPMG anthem (a great idea for an EP, if you ask TS), at this rate there’ll be a top 40 before we know it. And with that degree of popularity, it will give TS the chance to fulfil yet another of our hopeless dreams, that of music mogul. Watch out Simon Cowell and your shamelessly bland pop tripe ­ the accountants are coming for you.

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