Tweedie's pot problem
Here, to ensure the mirth is undiluted, we produce it for you unaltered, but we have to admit we never thought of Sir David as a stoner.
‘Tweedie said he had to call one in when he moved into a new house near Edinburgh. In the garden was a large plant that looked a bit like parsley.
But his neighbours, based on prejudice about the previous owners, said it was cannabis. A horticulturist summoned by Tweedie couldn’t name the plant either, but advised: "Pick it, dry it, smoke it . . . and if you’re still worried about it, it’s parsley."’