BusinessPeople In BusinessThe joke’s on you

The joke's on you

Following the Grin Up North post, TS was inundated with jokes about accountants.

Alright, we got a few jokes.

Anyway, here they are!

What’s an accountant’s favourite form of contraception? His personality!! – from Kate Hayward

What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. – from Robert Couzens

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