KPMG gets ratty

TS is constantly being told that accountancy is a hip, glamorous profession populated by some of the UK’s most progressive minds. But it looks like the old guard is alive and kicking: KPMG’s financial services bods descended on the Royal Academy of Arts near Piccadilly to take in the Summer Exhibition galleries, but the bemused beancounters couldn’t quite get to grips with the modern art on show. But the final straw was a work entitled ‘Metal F****** Rats’ . The great and the good of the firm joined TS in failing to see the artistic merit ­ give us a Turner or a Constable anyday!
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