JUSTINTHYME – Stop that pigeon

Evidence of the wide-ranging interests of consultants comes from IMC Scottish regional chairman Melvyn Ingleson, who recently took a call from one John Cameron. Cameron, we are given to understand, is the world’s leading expert on “driving pigeons away from buildings using sound and light”. He’s been called in by Rome City Council, which has 10 million of the blighters redecorating the statuary, and is unsure what to charge them. We don’t know what the IMC recommended, but Justin suggests a close study of the tale of the Pied Piper of Hamelin.

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